BEEP BEEP BEEP!
That was the sound of my alarm clock going off this Friday morning. I find that my clothes in my dresser are the same thing: XL underwear, large collared shirts and ties that never match.
"Weird", I muttered. "I never knew it was picture day", I said sarcastically.
I just grabbed a pair of pants and went to brush my teeth. I reached for my toothbrush and found an adult-sized green and white toothbrush. I looked in the mirror and almost had a heart attack.
"I'm an adult?!" I covered my mouth. Oh no. My mom was in the kitchen and she must've heard I had a hoarse voice.
"Jason?" she called. "You sound sick... do you want a cough drop?"
"Ah... no, thanks!" I said in my best kid immitation.
"OK... I'll come in and give it to you!"
"No, no, no!" I said normally.
She came inside. "AH! HOBO!! 911!!"
I crashed out the window and ran to school. Some people were waiting outside of the school.
"Ah hello, you must be the substitute principal for today."
"Well um..." I said nervously.
"Great! I'll show you your office!" he happily replied without thinking.
In my office I found a loudspeaker. I clicked it on and noticed it broadcast to the whole school. I grinned.
"Hello, this is your principal speaking. Today everyone gets an A+, there will be no homework, and we get to watch R-rated movies with cookies!"
I could hear everyone cheer from every classroom. In 6 hours it was time to go. As I left the building I signed autographs, took pictures, received thank-you notes, and slapped high-fives.
"Bye guys!" I said to them as I walked home.
I started to shrink, then my shoes and sleeves grew the size of Paul Bunyan. I rang the doorbell and my mom answered.
"Hi Jason! Had a good day at school?"
"Oh yeah. It was wonderful", I replied.